Introduction. Remarks over “season 1”

“Season 1” was written in 1965, in class, while my pupils made exercises of control.

As opposed to what one can think at first sight, the following texts are in alexandrines (bad? the question is not there!), but presented like prose, to facilitate the reading of it. It is obvious that their automatic translation, since French, does not restore the worms (nor sometimes the direction of the words)!

“Season 1” starts with a pilot history introducing the whole of the entertainment.

Genius

Of a gigantic peak, which emerged from the wave, one day of many people leaned on the world. A group of tourists come in these places, admired with great noise and the ground and the skies.

- They is marvellous said one them to his partner, beside this lake, with orée of the large wood, don't you see these close, these gardens and these roofs? And up there in the sky, looks at this cloud and these brilliant birds, listens to their warbling! With my god whom it is soft to see without being wearied from here so many jewels for us only piled up!

Top of the sudden sky a cloud gains them, arrives at their height then, somewhat moves away; whereas it takes fear to them a voice their murmur: friends do not tremble, I am I ensure it to you a being of softest and which wants you good! Of me do not be afraid because you do not fear anything.

The tourists surprised, having raised the eyes, transfer an old man to fly to the top of them. That one then says to brought together people all: I am, to be useful to you, the last of the geniuses! I was formerly punished by all my congeneric and I wait in this place since millenia in order to repurchase an act whose history is, you will see it, quite difficult to believe!

- The universe is filled up invisible atoms, called by indivisible left people. At the time when nothing was, these all identical floated in nothing, without their chemical capacities. Having touched one of them, one day to distract me, with horror I live to be worked out the Earth. A chaos of energy extended on the field with the whole universe which generated Time. Then I live to condense, in many places of the skies, this strange chaos which shone in my eyes. Very had changed; with the top of my head stars unit and planets (_*_) evolved/moved. A new spectacle, to me only ascribable offered thousand jewels all of most admirable.

With the variation of crowd, with the roof of happiness, a couple in love one was repeated in chorus: a new spectacle, to us only ascribable offered the thousand all more admirable jewels! And the young person adding to it epic to the word gently attracted the girl with his shoulder. A hand was lost with deep blouse and the other, following it, had the spirit much less wise. It went slowly, advancing with art, when it was stopped by the voice of the old man (_*_)!

- Such an act attracting the lightnings of the geniuses made that of their council I was this banished day! Moved away from their eyes, I purge my sorrow here, waiting until the love unties me of my chain. Love not of flesh but of marvellous places, and this blessed love I read it in your eyes!

- Come here savers from my humble person and take in return this present that I give: a voyage through space and from time! Come near me, and of course while flying!

Then making a great gesture, from infinite grace, it extended the arms and from the hands of the genius out of powder from gold a rain fell from dew which in one moment, on each one of them, was posed. Then of the same dash, dancing in insane round, chorus to exclaim: look at me, I fly!

After a few moments, which one can conceive, where each one enivré the USA of its capacity, in the skies the old man, of his worthiest air, tested, but in vain, to calm them of a sign. - Attention, says to them it, you do not move away, if you are mislaid would go yourselves to the demise! Thus remain grouped well because under my monitoring no trouble can cause you suffering and thus waste you, which would be damage, only one day of such a beautiful voyage!

They were informed but these imprudent people would believe the genius only after one accident. Nature thus wants, and it is not known why, that the man in his youth, learning all from the laws, uses about it in the life in so funny way that it makes any only at his head and retains for lesson misfortunes is saying due to inexperience and who result all from nonobedience!

Thus all these people, exerting their power, in each position having wanted to see itself, did not waste a so invaluable time to listen preaches it of the old man in the skies. Especially that in the group a free striptease outclassed the spectacles of Paris the night. The underskirts, indeed, without bad intention, having wanted to put itself in the position of that which one has just hung by the feet, made great emotion, I then to deny it. It was a festival of naked thighs all, so that an old Sir, by seeing the very sober behaviour in truth, of the one of these beautiful, sent at once its hand towards the young miss: a gross mémère, used, whose craze was very often to forget its breeches. A slap and a cry, parties of outragée, returned the fingers of the old man on their premises (_*_).

Finally it is the departure towards an unknown world which made them rise much higher than the naked ones. They re-examined thus, by going up the eras, with their feet to ravel thousand-year-old people. Then it was the arrival with the whole beginning of the world, then being turned over, the genius, with the round, saw of its only one group representing; all the others, sown, played about in times. The genius is questioned at once of their fate, seeks them passionately and sees them already dead. To know them in life, it wants to still believe in it, and methodically traverses all the History (_*_).

The wart

I do not know, dear reader, if you are like me, but no beauty puts to me in agitation as much as a virtue which appears ingenuous; my body against its body is full with reserve, I pass very close to his soft foods more than I do not touch them and my lip quivers in contact with its mouth. A shiver per moment crosses me the heart, its so soft light tickling enivre of happiness!

But as for its virtue, make you of a reason and especially will not make you illusions, fair sex always, that which you meetings in have already, believe me, considering more than you do not show any!

And well however a day, a lost tourist, found, it is amazing (I want to be hung if there are still some at the time where we are) an innocent girl who saw in the man only one being born for work, to cultivate her field or to keep her cattle.

But thus do not do it more niaise that it is not, it knew vaguely why a child is born, but on the anatomy of the sex called extremely the ideas that it has some have very little to do with a soft object in which I am interested and who fills of joy the days of a mistress.

Finally thus let us leave there for the moment this subject because I have to speak to you, dear reader, of an object much less interesting for an young woman and who to in no case does not delight the heart to him.

A benign and large wart like a pea before one day pushed on one of the poor fingers of beautiful in question, then little girl, and although it had only one size of ball, it had, in its eyes, makes so great impression, that still it swelled in imagination! A doctor come to admire the thing, had set out again about it, ignorant of the cause. He had however prescribed a treatment which one had followed so scrupulously that in less than fifteen days this large wart, from the finger of our beautiful had disappeared from it.

The remedy was good and if you, my reader, you wish to apply the secrecy of the doctor, know that it is enough for you, using a genuine silver wire, to attach the wart and to await its end.

Our tourist thus, having found the beautiful one, into professor of love transformed himself for it and its teaching was so well listened that of all the pleasures it wanted some to taste. The other does not say not (like says it my brother, it would be necessary to be insane to think the opposite). However thus a beautiful underwood invited the lovers, foam was douillette and the charming site. Of all that was done, I believe that it is healthier to abstain from here making the drawing of it! I will say however, that at the end of a long moment there was a silence around our lovers; the exhausted tourist had just lain down on the pleasant foam carpet to the touch and without realizing it he had fallen asleep close to the delicious body of his new friend.

This one, the moved eye thinking of its hymen (_*_) gently passed the hand under the abdomen to him. At the level of the thighs, by cherishing the belly, she suddenly saw the object which was between, and was surprised while seeing than the thing had with the lower part of her a quite pink ball!

- Ah the unhappy man went it to think, his case is very serious because where it is placed this large wart can cause damage and I would not like that this man, at his age, has on this side to suffer from a trouble which could prevent it from spending a few nights in the soft heat of the two arms of a woman with which it unhappy would like to prove its flame! Also as I hope to be his only love, it is necessary for me of this evil to draw aside it for always.

As soon as known as, as soon as made, the beautiful one was believed wise and drawn a long wire which it had with the blouse. It made a lasso of small gauge and bound the wart of sound of it very dear husband. Very happy that it was, our unhappy man was far from thinking, in the middle of his nap, with the agitated alarm clock which it had when the beautiful one having taken of his fingers the ends of the string, abruptly strangled, in a sudden effort, the malicious wart that it had on the body.

The tourist later, kept this history a confused memory, but you can believe me, it could not never again fall asleep without thinking of the day when its wart was in so great danger!

Don Juan of the caves

So of all your children you want to be the father one should not leave your wife in anger!

And I support this council of a fantastic account borrowed from blackest of prehistoric time at the time of most remote where the man and his partner lived the shelters which they found in mountain.

One day, knowledge why, those having missed, of a husband unlucky person his half made fun. The ton of the argument swelled on the field and guided by the voice of such a noisy couple, a lost tourist - it is Juanon which one calls it arrived just in time to see beating the beautiful one.

O the poor husband who from goes away without thinking that it leaves Eve in tears and more offended! I sought in the books a similar history where the woman is beaten, and you can believe me here low each time such a fact occurred, each time a husband, gouged, badly acted, even in countries where the thing is known the talker of sorrow quickly becomes horned.

Sorrow, though large, was not inconsolable and cherishing Juanon was admirable man. As it made so well, comforted it so extremely, as one did not have to complain about such a comfort. The young man well fact inspired as well love as the beautiful one was rained to listen to its court and let it go towards pleasure so soft that they did not hear that returned the husband!

The husband surprised them and realized too late that it was likely to be father of some bastard. But the lover was strong, it preferred to keep silent himself and ran to inform a neighbor his accomplice while shouting with misfortune, by so many others lived: come quickly says him it, with me, I am cuckold! That one amused, in its for interior, was however gone from there to punish the sensualist.

Having a presentiment of the dangers which all these noises announced, Juanon, without delaying more, in mountain had flees. But as he was unaware of, of the place the passage, he quickly had in his back the insane husband of rage. A cave was there, it entered to hide there, recited its Lord's Prayer and curses its sin which made succeed, with the one moment pleasure, the terrible fury of a dissatisfied husband. But it was extremely surprised to see its prosecutors being turned over some happy without to have taken the lover.

This cave in question I say to the reader was property of a lion very full with heat, which one day of spring, teased by the love, was in distance place left to make its court. The husband was unaware of it, Juanon did not know anything of it, the released home had become his!

The tourist at his place, exhausted fell asleep and until the small day dreamed of his/her friend, so that at the following day, still full with love, instead of from going away it wanted to make a turn on the side of the valleys, close to the place where the day before it had discovered its eighth wonder: an exquisite admirable woman in all the points and which on its side did not hate it.

Also imagine this reception full with joy which it had when the husband set out again in wood! Juanon in many details told the continuation and shivered of fear when it knew that its escape in the cave of a lion had it carried out straight! Fortunately he says very finished well!

At least believed it because here suddenly that the husband returned and coiled it blows. The woman let to him trim her anger and strike any drunk sound, fallen Juanon with ground. She intervened finally and known as with her husband: - What to seek quarrel to him whereas it comes for us? Speaking to me at the poor moment this unhappy wanted by its kindness to raise all our wishes and to make us gift of a comfortable home in exchange of a seat around our table!

One made accept the husband all that one wanted; women in these questions have absolute victory and easily prove, without preparing of plan, that what one sees black is in fact of whitest!

The eloquent plea made discharge Juanon and made it possible to the husband to have a house whose tourist made the honors without delaying, for fear with time one did not change an idea.

The history thus is completed and Juanon sadly, found by the genius, left just at the time when it could have, this at the same place, food with abundance and woman in addition!

2001

Scattered tourists played about in the History whereas one of them had evil to believe in it by seeing that it had fallen into a city where all appeared quiet to him curiously.

Then there my friends I will inform you of a strange adventure, joke put aside, which made me be held the coasts a whole day.

Work stopped at the beginning of control where a pupil sitting on the bench of the school seemed to be agitated without any reason, unless subject it did not see the question. As it was not alone not to have included/understood anything, I left in a corner the beginning of the account.

2001. Recovery!

Scattered tourists played about in the History whereas one of them had evil to believe in it by seeing that it had fallen into a city where all appeared quiet to him curiously.

Then there my friends I will inform you of a strange adventure, joke put aside, which made me be held the coasts a whole day.

Between us dear reader, I would laugh at it well always, but for some time, I do not know why, it occurs, one would say, an odd fact in me. It took me eight days to write this, in particular a whole day for the worm that here, and I did not want to send to the refuse, with all this beginning, a so hard task. And yet, and yet! I am well wrong, I know it, because after my efforts and my many tests, I realized that my inspiration had been dried up of a blow, because in the operation I had lost the wire of the subject of this tale. Indeed, my friends, I acknowledge it full with shame, and I teach it here to you do not dare to dare I do not know more what I wanted to cause you!

The imbroglio

Astonishing! Fabulous! Reader, I bet you that never you did not see closely such husband; consequently occasion, I also bet you that you did not see woman made thus.

Thus imagine a woman in love, éprise of a husband who would make it happy; add, however, to spice a little, that the beautiful one in question is a group of two! Two Siamese one is the amante of a man (a well filled boy could I say all in all!), and this lucky husband (I cannot write any more at such point, on my chair, I twist of laughing) has a Siamese twin, to which since always it is, by the side, attache harms and day.

Then, for this bet, which gains, you or me? Did you already see a couple of Siamese?

This quartet of room could, in a bed, putting two to two, to play about with the madness. Who wouldn't have liked to transform himself into fly in order to better see them, all four on their layer? It had been pleasant to see as many hands to try to catch, in chorus, the most centres! And well not! Believe me, or do not believe me, but they did not make this race with the soft foods.

They could very well (had risée itself), by liking all the four, to like itself cross! You do not include/understand, reader of little spirit? I will explain it to you, listen, I request from you. Thus imagine them, these men vis-a-vis beautiful, in love full one with heat but who, cruel pain, have in front of the figure that other likes! Undoubtedly, a Crow had dreamed of this topic and it is more damage which if great author me did not have at the time like tutor; because it would be assembled much higher thanks to me and to this impossible love of my Siamese. It is sad to see people made to like itself and being able to link itself always only by behind!

And well not! Three times not! For them I regret it, it never came to them this idea there at the head. And due to elsewhere, the unhappy poor! When I think there, alas, I apitoie on them! They were liked opposite and one could expect that frolicking appears more tender; O cruel truth! With each word of love that both were said which was made the court, those which did not like, seeing itself at side started to fight and made start merry the tourtereaux martyrs of their chain; and do you know why existed so much hatred between the two Siamese ones which with any end of field were annoyed by seeing that the other was in front?

One of both Siamese, that nonin love, was in the context an unhappy man because it was not liked (poor small pussy) only near young a little effeminate people! Also, you will include/understand without a small drawing the dislike which it had by effleurant the centres imposed under its nose by this sister-in-law of which the sight always gave him tops the heart.

Each duet of love sung by the lovers was a nightmare for the two assistants. These, as of the beginning, said coarse words while letting go the heart of their twins. But as soon as the enthusiast one had suddenly intertwined the others at once enough had some quickly. Then they stirred up in all directions arm and legs; they had had to be seen together gesticuler! A true comic color and sound film, a film to make laugh grumpy with the dawn whereas under the rain, while leaving to work, to change a wheel it leaves its implements!

A lost tourist, passed close to their door and not having never seen a table of the kind remained one happy moment of astonishment there. The spectacle was worth displacement well, also the following day again returned it to admire the exploits of the couple of twins. You thus imagine what was its agitation while intending to push of small cries of joy by the Siamese twins who, without any doubt, of happiness had taken, with two the same road!

Apparently, however, nothing seemed changed, the brothers on the sisters were lengthened, so that the tourist I went to think would not know too what, about the effeminate being. Suddenly it included/understood, and did not believe its eyes of them (in step badly of houses one made forever better), a man, or something at least of similar, had been intercalated between our observers. Consequently occasion, it slowed down their fury all in their getting for both happiness!


This history received price C.I.M.A. (_*_) One cannot thus deny with what a not one liked it!

Foreword

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With which to make confidence?

Don Juan of the caves; who benefits from who?

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The love is not always easy to satisfy!

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C.I.M.A. = Committee for the Moral Integrity in Love. This new committee, that I have just quoted, had only one member: its very dear president. But after little time, its secretary helping, having put to him hundred times (purposely I believe it), his nipples under the nose, made it resign!

So to see a offusque buttock your spirit, seek another address and flee I request from you!

One remains on his hunger, about the hand. One will never know what it had woven!

Enough explanations on this creation, which interests us and the history of buttock!

Good that is it there is finished, the history is on its rails. Place at the cuckolds, punished, subjects of this work!

Of what? do not make the ass, hymen is the membrane (and then droppings my time, elsewhere get information!)

Slightly dared stories of body of guard - “Season 1”. (1965); R Cima ©1965-2008

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